RANAR SALLAH

RANAR SALLAH

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Labarin gumurzun da nasha ranar Sallah domin neman durin ci. Duka yanmata na sun zabga min kusa saboda ban masu dinkin sallah ba, gashi kuma in ban ci duri ba wannan rana akwai matsala.

Na fita wajen hawan sallah domin neman yarinyar da zanci, toh na samo ta, amma ga dogarai fa da bulala suna nemana ruwa a jallo wallahi.

Bugu da kari, sai da na kalli yarinyar da kyau, naga ta mallaki abubuwan da yan adam basu mallaka ba. 

Shin ko dai aljana na kwaso ne?

kuma yaya zanyi da dogarawan dake biye dani?

Ku biyo ni cikin labarin Ranar Sallah domin jin yanda aka kaya dani.

 

Da ba dan kar kuga kamar na raina ku ba, dana saki littafin nan a matsayin barka da Sallah. Amma dai a siya din a more kawai.

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Na rike burata, na kama kan kaciyar ina mulmulawa. Wani dadi na ratsa burata tana gilmawa cikin jikina, ina gurnanin gamsuwa da jin dadi. Tun kafin azumi rabona da cin gindi, ko wasa da burata ban taba yi ba cikin azumi. Na dangana na hakura domin samun falalar watan. To amma fa yau take sallah, dole nayi shagali da burata, dole na shiga cikin duri nayi iyo, ina so naji kaina fanjam-fanjam cikin gindi, babban burina yau shine naji burata tsamo-tsamo ta nutse luntsum cikin ruwan duri.

 

Na kara lumshe idona, dadin hannuna akan kaciyana na kai min har bangon kwanyana. Wani hanzari ba gudu ba fa, sai yanzu na tuna cewa duk cikin yanmatana babu wadda nayi ma dinkin sallah. Tun farkon azumi na rabu dasu saboda kar nayi ramadan basket dinnan balle kuma dinkin sallah. Toh fa gashi ina son cin duri, kaka kenan?

Na zauna yayi shiru, burana har ta fara kwantawa lakwas ina tunanin inda ma zan samu duri ya zama aiki. Gashi yau in ban ci gindi ba kila sai nayi rashin lafiya. Can sai nayi murmushi, na tuna budurwata Ashanty. Tana mutukar sona fa, nasan ma ina cewa ta bani duri zata bada da gudu, ko gardama babu. Nayi wuf na tashi tsaye ba wando, na nufi inda na aje wayana bura na tangal-tangal. 

 

Na danna kiran lambar Ashanty. Kara biyu tayi aka dauka. 

Ashanty ta amsa cikin murya mai dadi, "Hello".

Nayi gyaran murya nace, "su Ashanty bebi".

Ashanty tace, "Nectar ya kake?"

Nace, "lafiya lau". 

Tace, "Ai na dauka ma ka manta damu a duniyar".

Nace, "Haba waneni. Yanzu ma gashi nan na kira ki fa".

Tace, "haka ne, ya sallah?"

Nace, "Lafiya lau. Ina goron sallah na?"

Tace, "me kake so?"

Nayi murmushi, a zuciyana nace, "wannan ta samu, bari in gyara gado kawai". Na maida hankalina kan wayar nace, "Ashanty wallahi tunda aka fara azumi banci duri ba. Shi kawai nake bukata".

Ashanty taja wani dogon tsaki, "mtsssssss! Tunda aka fara azumi baka taba kira na ba, babu dan kayan azumi, babu kayan sallah, babu wata kyauta sai kawai yau ranar sallah kace in baka gindi. Haba kaima kasan labari ne. Wallahi yanzu ma wani gaye nake jira nan, nayi masa kwalliyar sallah. Yazo ya shafa kudinsa, in kuma yana so muje dakinsa ya kwana yana cina".

Na langabe kai nayi kasa da murya nace, "Ashanty yar Buhariyya fa ake, ki taimaka".

Sai naji, 'didididi'. Ashanty ta kashe wayarta.

 

Nayi shiru, dama ita ce nake tunanin zata iya tallafa min da duri. To ita ma gashi ta buga min kusa. Wayyo! Ina zan samu gindin ci yau?

Na sake bin cikin lambobina, na danna kiran Hafsat. Cikin sa'a kuwa Hafsat ta dauka. Muka gaisa, aka fara hira kamar duka kenan. Ina bijiro mata da maganar cin duri, sai Hafsat tace, "Kai Nectar saurara kaji, ko matar ka da ka biya sadaki akanta, idan har baka mata dinkin sallah ba to wallahi baka cinta ranar sallah. Kawai gabjejen ka da kai, ka boye dan kar ka bude aljihu mu shiga sai yanzu da sallah tazo zaka ce wai in baka gindina a matsayin goron sallah, to goron uwaka zan baka". Nan ta kashe wayar ta.

Nayi jugum, na rasa me ke min dadi. Yau wai nine ke shan kusa wajen yanmata. Wadanda a da har nemana suke domin inci su, amma yau gashi sai wahala suke bani. Can nayi wata irin mika, na tashi tsaye nace, "Wallahi sai naci gindi yau!".

 

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KADAN DAGA CIKI

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Daga nan nace da Zarah ina zuwa, na shiga gida na samo mana masa da miya da nama zunkuda-zunkuda. Eh! Mu da zamu kwana daka turmi da tabarya, ai gara mu ci mu koshi kar mu gaji. Ina dawowa daki naga abunda yasa na kusa sakin kwanon abincin, domin saida miyar nan tayi tangal-tangal. 

 

Zarah ce na gani ta cire rigarta, tana zaune da vest, sannan kuma ta cire dankwalinta, wani zabgegen gashi ya kwanta kan gadon bayanta. Siket dinta na jikinta, amma irin zaman da tayi kan katifar, yasa kugunta ya fito, kwankwason ya bude kamar kazar turawa wadda taci ta koshi. Na hadiye yawu, na maida ido na kan nonuwanta. Kamar yanda suke dazu, haka suke yanzu. Wato suna nan a mike, babu alamar kwanciya. Banbancin yanzu da dazu shine, yanzu ana ganin kan nonon mai tsini yana turo vest dinta. Ga ruwan nonon ya kara lekowa sosai, ya bayyana akan idona.

 

Na aje kwanon abincin gaban Zarah, na zuba mata ido ba kyaftawa, ina jin kamar in afka mata kawai a fara shagali. Sai Zarah ta hura min iska a ido, na kyafta ido da sauri na zabura. Ta kyalkyace da dariya tace, "kai Nectar, wannan kwadayi haka. Me kake kallo ne, kai da na mallaka ma kaina yau. Kwana fa zaka yi kana luguiguita ni, menene na dimaucewa kuma tun kafin in cire kaya ma". 

Na sosa keya nace, "kina da gaskiya fa. Yanzu dai muci abinci to". Zarah ta matso, tasa hannu muka kwashi abincin nan, muna ci tana santin miyar mai dadi. Ni kaina har so nake Yaya Rabi tazo da sallah, domin duk duniya banga wadda ta kaita iya miyar taushe ba. Da badan duri duri bane, da sai ince miyar nan tafi dadi. Nan muka kwashi masa da miya muka yi kat!

 

Bayan mun koshi mun sha ruwa, na tashi tsaye na cire riga. Zarah ta kalle ni tace, "uhmm sexy body". Sai lokacin na kara kallon kaina. Ni dai ba wani kato bane, kuma ba kakkarfa ba, amma daidai gwargwado ina da ginannen jiki. Kirjina nada fadi sannan banda irin kibar nan da mata suka tsana. Sai naji dadi nayi murmushi. Na zare wando na, sai naji Zarah tace, "na shiga uku". 

Nace, "Zarah lafiya".

Tayi nuni da wando na, na kalli kasa da sauri inga meya same ni. Wai ashe burata ta gani a cikin gajeren wando na ta tsorata. Naga burar nan fa bata da wani girma, duka inchi tara ce da digo biyar, amma Zarah ta tsorata, kuma ma bata gama tashi ba. Sai na tuna ba'a da tayi min dazu, sai nace, "Haba Zarah, meye kuma na wani tsorata bayan na mallaka maki burar, haka zan kwana suburbuda maki ita ai". Sai tayi shiru.

 

Sai da nayi zigidir, sannan na haye gado bura tana kallon sama, bakinta duk yayi sharkaf, domin bana iya kallon Zarah ba tare da na digo ruwa ba. Gimbiyar mata Zarah ta tashi tsaye gabana. Ta zare siket dinta, wannan kwankwason ya bayyana a gabana, sai naji bura tana kaikai, alamar tana son kawowa. Na kawar da kai cikin hanzari na daina kallon Zarah kar inyi abun kunya, ace daga kallo na kawo, ina ga ta shafeni to. Muna cikin haka sai naji Zarah tace, "na shirya". Sai na dago kai domin kallon ta. Tab! Sunan wani abu wai shi baitul malin kayan marmari. 

 

Na fara kallonta tun daga sama, gashinta baki sidik! Ya kwanta akan kafadarta, gashi dogo mai sheki. Fara ce sol kamar diyar saudiyya. Idanuwanta kuwa, dara-dara gasu farare, kwayar cikin su kamar kalar zinari, irin idon larabawa. Hancin Zarah kuwa, dan siriri dogo kamar murfin biro, kamar wata yar indiya. Lebenta yan madaidaita, masu taushi da kumburi, kamar wata yar koriya ko china. Sannan dogon wuyanta gashi nan gwanin sha'awa, mai tsawo babu fadi. Wannan kadan kenan daga fuskarta zuwa dokin wuyanta.

 

Dana kalli kafadunta, yanda dogon gashin nan ya kwanta yabi jikinta, sai na kalli nonuwanta. Kamar yanda na fasalta su dazu, suna da girma sosai, gasu nan a tsaye babu alamar kwanciya. Kamar ka hura balo-balo ka dora akan kirjinta, haka nonuwan suke kamar an dora su. Kan nonon bulluqo waje sosai, ya kumbura, yayi tsini. Na gangaro da idona kan kugun ta, yanda ya wani lankwashe, ya shige ciki. Kwankwasonta kuma ya bude, yayi fankacece. Kwalbar coca-cola kawai dai. Cinyoyinta a rufe suke ta matse su, amma hakan bai hana ni ganin tsagar gindinta ba wanda ake fes-fes babu ko digon gashi a wajen. Na maida ido na kan kafafuwanta, shantala-shantala, gasu sumul kuma dogaye.............‎

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