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  Wata budurwa tana tsaye gefe tace, "innar ka ce karuwa". Sai ta kalli su Iro tace, "kwastoma kuzo ku ci duri arha". Tana maganar tana girguza kirjinta, nonuwanta suna wani tsalle bulum-bulum a cikin breziyarta. Qasimu yaja hannun Ado yace, "wadannan sun fi karfin ki, kwalelen ki Sima". Suka yi gaba yayin da Ado da Iro suke ta kallon mata, komai a bayyane ana kallon nonuwa da duwaiwai a fili, wandon su Ado kam tuni yayi tsiriri a sama. Can Iro ya hango wata budurwa a tsaye tana masa murmushi, lebenta yasha janbaki sosai, nonuwanta a tsaye suna kallonsa. Wani dan karamin kyalle ya rufe kan nonon, amma ruwan nonon na fili yana kallo. Kwankwasonta kuwa mai fadin gaske, tana sante da wani dan siririn pant. Iyakar pant din ya rufe kofar durinta, amma tsokar duwaiwanta duk a fili yake yana kallonsa. Sai Iro ya fizge hannunsa daga wajen Qasimu, ya nufe ta yana zare ido, burarsa na fizgar sa izuwa gareta. Qasimu ya jawo sa da karfi yace, "kai waw...

  Qasimu ya sauraresu suna ta karairayi akan duri da nono, ya gane cewa basu taba cin mace ba tunda suke. Hakazalika ko nono babu wanda ya taba matsawa cikin su. Sai yace, "kai Iro da Ado ku saurara nan. Yanzu ayi maganar gaskiya ba wani boye boye, zan tambaye ku daya bayan daya. Kuma wallahi duk wanda ya amsa ni daidai zan kai shi wajen Yar kwaila yaci duri". Duk suka zubo masa idanu suna jiran suji me zai ce. Qasimu ya cigaba da magana, "kai Iro mu fara da kai, maganar gaskiya nmeke sa mutum makyarkyata idan yana cin duri". Iro ya sosa kai yace, "kace in na fadi gaskiya zaka kai ni inci duri?" Qasimu ya gyada kai. Iro ya cigaba da cewa, "ni dai ada nayi zaton sanyi ne da duri kamar ruwan kankara shiyasa ake makyarkyata in ana cin gindi, amma wallahi ban taba cin duri ba maganar gaskiya ko hannun mace han taba rikewa ba". Qasimu yace, "shikenan saura Ado, kaima bari in maka tambaya". Ado yace, "ba sai ka min tambayar komai b...

  Qasimu na cikin tafiya sai yaga abokansa biyu zaune suna gardama. Kamar zakaru na fada haka suke gardama suna tayar da jijiyoyin wuya. Qasimu kuwa a zuciyarsa yace, "marasa aikin yi, da wannan wahalar ba gara inje inga Yar kwaila ba inci duri". Iro ya fara hango Qasimu. Yace, "yauwa Qasimu, zo ka raba mana gardamar nan". Qasimu yace, "kai ku kyale ni da wannan rigimar taku". Ado yace, "a'a Qasimu kaima fa gwarz0 ne a duri mun san. Da Qasimu yaji an ambaci duri sai yace, "to ina ji gardamar meye. Iro yace, "yauwa, wai wannan yarin ne zai kalle ni yace min baqon duri, dube shi fa, nasan ko harkar mata nafi shi iyawa". Ado yace, "kai tafi can malam, Qasimu gaya masa waye ni a fagen cin duri" Qasimu yace, "to ai ni ban taba ganin kuna cin duri ba bazan iya ganewa ba. Iro yace, "to bari kuji, idan ka zura burar ka cikin duri, ji zaka yi kamar ka tsoma ta cikin firji saboda sanyi. Cin durin da nayi na karshe wato...

  Yar Kwaila tace, "to sai akayi yaya, ko dubu biyar ka biya babu ruwana, zan baka duri amma da zarar ka zare burar ka daga gindina, kudinka sun kare sai ka sake zubi. Kaga in ma baka da kudi yanzu to fita min daga daki, akwai kwastoma a waje na sani. Qasimu ya tashi yana gunaguni, ya fara saka kayansa yana bata rai. Daidai zai saka wando sai yaji Yar Kwaila ta cafke masa bura da hannunta. Ya washe baki yana murna, zata sake bashi duri yaci kenan. Ya kalli kofar gaton ta a gwale tana shekin ruwa. Yace, "tsotse min bura zaki yi ne Yar Kwaila?" Tace, "a'a naga ka manta da condom din ne zaka sa wando, shine zan taimaka in cire maka" Qasimu ya buga tsaki yace, "yi sauri zare kayan ki in tafi. Mara mutunci kawai n dauka ma tsotse ni zaki yi". Ta cire condom din dake cike da ruwan manniyin Qasimu, ta saka a kwandon shara tace, "oho dai, ban baka duri sai ka kawo kudi. Qasimu nawa, nasan zamu shirya ne, dan duk wanda yaci durin Yar kwail...

  *************** "Uhmmmmmm, ahhhhhh, ishhhhh, ashhhh"', sautin muryar Yar kwaila ke tashi cikin dakin, yayin da take tura duwaiwanta baya tana nutsar da burar Qasimu cikin gindinta. Shi kuma Qasimu dadi ya rufe shi tako ina, yana ganin rufin dakin na juyawa kan idonsa. Gabansa kuma ga kwankwason Yar kwaila nan cikin hannunsa yana fizgowa, ga fankacecen duwaiwan nan nata yana hadewa da mararsa, sannan sandar burarsa tana shiga da fita cikin durinta. Sautin dake fitowa daga bakin Yar kwaila kuwa, tana yi ne domin ta jiyar da Qasimu dadi, tana ihun nan tare da buga masa gwatso domin ta rikita shi kamar yanda ya rikice din kuwa. Haka taci gaba da fadin, "ashhhhh, ahhhhhh, washhhhh, wahhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhh'. Hankalin Qasimu ya dunguzuma ya tashi. Babu shiri ya rarumo nononta yana latsawa. Wash! Wani dadin ba'a magana. Nonuwan Yar kwaila dai duma-duma ne, gasu zunduma-zunduma. Taushi kuwa, ko balo-balon da aka cika da ruwa basu kai nononta laushi da dadin ta...

Zaune yake yana bazgar tushen rake, ga wayarsa ta android a hannu yana kallon wani sabon video da yan birni suka saki. Shi dai dama Bawa duk inda video din tambadewa yake to yana wajen. Cikin makon da ya gabata ne wata mawakiya wai Safa ta sake sabon waka wai kwalelen ka.  Bawa ya zauna ya zuba wa luntsumemiyar yarinyar nan Safa idanu, yana kallo tana girgiza kwankwaso da duwawu yana lashe baki. Ga yarinyar ta iya rawa, ga murguda kugu kamar jigida. Tana jijjiga kayan marmari tana cewa kwalelen ka.  Yana kallon video burarsa tana digar ruwa, kafin ya ankare, wandonsa ya jike, bura ta mike sama tayi suntumtum kamar tushen raken dake hannun sa. Watakila ma kaurin kaciyar nan yafi tushen raken girma. Bawa ya gyara zama ya dan gyara wandon sa, ina ma ace ya samu yarinyar nan Safa a kan gadon sa, ai da sai yayi mata cin da zata manta wandonta a dakin sa. Sai ta koma gida a guje zata cire wando sai taga ashe wandon na dakin Bawa. Bawa na zaune yana tunanin ina zai samu d...

Akwai wata yarinya da muka hadu da ita online, muna yawan chat da ita, har muka shaqu sosai. In dai ana maganar idanuwa ne, to Zee ta mallaka. Ban taba ganin complete pics dinta ba, amma wanda take tura min shine iyaka fuska. Kuma kullum tana sanye da nose mask kamar me corona. Ai na zaqu inga Zee, gashi mun shaqu sosai har mun fara soyayyar online.  Ranar da muka yi da ita cewa zamu hadu, shine na gayyaci abokina Hamzy muje joint din da zamu hadu. Haka muka je da yamma wajen 5pm na yamma. Bamu wani dade ba sai ga Zee tazo tare da wata qawarta mai kyau. Da farko ma nayi tunanin qawar ce Zee din, sai da Zee tayi magana naji muryarta sannan na gane ashe ita ce nan gefe tayi kama da yar rakiya unguwa.  Na qare ma Zee kallo sosai tun daga sama har qasa. Ba yanda nake zato ba. Na dai yi fuska muka zauna aka kawo mana drinks.  Muna cikin gaisawa sai na dauka wayata, nayi sauri na shiga whatsapp, na rubuta wa Hamzy message kamar haka,  "Kai abokina ashe haka Zee...