BAQON DURI

BAQON DURI
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Labarin samari guda biyu, Ado da Iro. Kowanen su yana ikirarin yafi dayan iya cin duri. Kai har ma daya na cewa shi ya tabbatar abokinsa bai taba cin duri ba. Sai kuma ga abokinsu Qasimu, duk kwabon sa da sisin sa suna wajen Yar kwaila, karuwar da ake ma ikirari da in kaci yau dole ka dawo gobe.
Qasimu ya yanke shawarar zai kai Iro da Ado wajen Yar kwaila, domin a raba gardama, a ga waye BAQON DURI cikin su.
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Sautin dake fitowa daga bakin Yar kwaila kuwa, tana yi ne domin ta jiyar da Qasimu dadi, tana ihun nan tare da buga masa gwatso domin ta rikita shi kamar yanda ya rikice din kuwa. Haka taci gaba da fadin, "ashhhhh, ahhhhhh, washhhhh, wahhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhh".
Hankalin Qasimu ya dunguzuma ya tashi. Babu shiri ya rarumo nononta yana latsawa. Wash! Wani dadin ba'a magana. Nonuwan Yar kwaila dai duma-duma ne, gasu zunduma-zunduma. Taushi kuwa, ko balo-balon da aka cika da ruwa basu kai nononta laushi da dadin tabi ba. Nan fa Qasimu ya firgice, ya kara zabga mata gwatso cikin duri, yaji hucin durin nan ya mamaye burarsa, yaji wani kaikayi akan kaciyarsa, sannan ya'yan golayensa suka sandare. Nan take sandar burarsa tayi mika cikin durin Yar Kwaila, yaji burar ta kara nutsewa cikin farfajiyar durin, sannan ya tara tsulalo ruwan manniyinsa yana makyarkyata.

Qasimu na gama kawowa ya zube kan gadon yana nishin dadi, zufa ta rufe masa jiki ta ko ina. Sai lashe baki yake yana jindadi a zuciyarsa. A lokacin da hankalinsa ya dawo daidai, ya waiga domin ganin ina Yar Kwaila take, sai ya ganta kwance kan gadon tana kallonsa. Ta gwale cinyoyinta gefe da gefe, yatsunta na cikin durinta ta luma su sai kwakular durinta take tana nishin dadi tare da natsa nononta.

Nan take Qasimu yaji burarsa ta fara sabon kere tana kokarin mikewa. Ya nufo ta yana kokarin tabata, sai Yar kwaila ta tashi zaune tace, "kul! Kudin ka sun kare, in zaka koma wani zagayen ne to karo kudi, ko kayi tafiyar ka".
Qasimu yace, "haba Yar kwaila, yanzu fa dari biyar na biya ki, kuma ruwa daya kawai na kawo".
Yar Kwaila tace, "to sai akayi yaya, ko dubu biyar ka biya babu ruwana, zan baka duri amma da zarar ka zare burar ka daga gindina, kudinka sun kare sai ka sake zubi. Kaga in ma baka da kudi yanzu to fita min daga daki, akwai kwastoma a waje na sani".

Qasimu ya tashi yana gunaguni, ya fara saka kayansa yana bata rai. Daidai zai saka wando sai yaji Yar Kwaila ta cafke masa bura da hannunta. Ya washe baki yana murna, zata sake bashi duri yaci kenan. Ya kalli kofar gaton ta a gwale tana shekin ruwa.
Yace, "tsotse min bura zaki yi ne Yar Kwaila?"
Tace, "a'a naga ka manta da condom din ne zaka sa wando, shine zan taimaka in cire maka".
Qasimu ya buga tsaki yace, "yi sauri zare kayan ki in tafi. Mara mutunci kawai na dauka ma tsotse ni zaki yi".
Ta cire condom din dake cike da ruwan manniyin Qasimu, ya saka a kwandon shara tace, "oho dai, ban baka duri sai ka kawo kudi. Qasimu nawa, nasan zamu shirya ne, dan duk wanda yaci durin Yar kwaila dole ya dawo gobe".
A zuciyarsa yace, "wannan gaskiya ne baki yi karya ba Yar kwaila". Sannan ya fita daga dakin yana tunanin hanyar samun kudi domin yazo yaci durin Yar Kwaila.

Qasimu na cikin tafiya sai yaga abokansa biyu zaune suna gardama. Kamar zakaru na fada haka suke gardama suna tayar da jijiyoyin wuya. Qasimu kuwa a zuciyarsa yace, "marasa aikin yi, da wannan wahalar ba gara inje inga Yar kwaila ba inci duri".
Iro ya fara hango Qasimu. Yace, "yauwa Qasimu, zo ka raba mana gardamar nan".
Qasimu yace, "kai ku kyale ni da wannan rigimar taku".
Ado yace, "a'a Qasimu kaima fa gwarzo ne a duri mun sani".
Da Qasimu yaji an ambaci duri sai yace, "to ina ji gardamar meye".
Iro yace, "yauwa, wai wannan yarin ne zai kalle ni yace min baqon duri, dube shi fa, nasan ko harkar mata nafi shi iyawa".
Ado yace, "kai tafi can malam, Qasimu gaya masa waye ni a fagen cin duri".
Qasimu yace, "to ai ni ban taba ganin kuna cin duri ba bazan iya ganewa ba".
Iro yace, "to bari kuji, idan ka zura burar ka cikin duri, ji zaka yi kamar ka tsoma ta cikin firji saboda sanyi. Cin durin da nayi na karshe wato jiya kenan, har makyarkyatar sanyi nake lokacin da burata ta nutse cikin ruwan kankarar duri".
Qasimu ya kwalalo ido yace, "durin keda sanyi?"
Iro yace, "eh wallahi kuwa".
Da Qasimu da Ado suka kece da dariya har da kwanciya. Shi Qasimu da yasan harkar sosai har da hawayen dariya a idonsa. Yace, "ayya! Iro kayi kunu ai, ka kwafsa. Ai shi duri da kake ganin shi dumi gare shi, idan ka zura bura ji zaka kamar...."
Qasimu na cikin magana sai Ado ya amshe, "ehmana, duri dumi gare shi. Idan lokacin dana zura burata sai naji kamar na luntsuma ta cikin sabon koko mai huci". Qasimu ya zaro ido, yaji wanda yafi su hauka. Sai kawai Ado ya cigaba da cewa, "nono kuwa da kuke ganinshi, nasan ko Qasimu bai kaini iya matsa nono ba. Kunga yanda yake a tsayen nan, wani gautsi gare shi. Yan kasan an cika buhu da kasa haka zaka ji nono idan kana matsawa".
Qasimu ya dora hannun a kai yace, "kutumar uba, nono kamar me kace?"
Ado yace, "kamar an cika leda da qasa wallahi, wani arnen tauri ne dashi.
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