GWATSON KIRISMETI

GWATSON KIRISMETI

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Rumaisa a koya min cin duri kuma ta tafi ta bar ni cikin bukata. Na rasa yadda zanyi babu natsuwa a tattare dani. Sai rabo a hado ni da Jenifa har na taimake ta, ai fa taji dadi har ta gayyace ni bikin kirismeti a gidan su. 

Kun san mai nema yaga samu, sai na ci wanka na fasa gidan su domin ayi biki dani, ashe mata ne rututu a gidan mabukata bura........ Wayyyyooooo! Naga ta kai na, ya zan yi in kufce ne kar su halakani da duri? 

Ku nemi littafin GWATSO KIRISMETI kuji yanda  ta kaya da wannan mabukacin da tsautsayi yasa ya afka inda aka fi karfin sa. 

Wai me jin yunwa ne ake ma tukunyar tuwo kuma aka ce sai ka cinye ta, in baka cinye ba ai maka dure...... 

KADAN DAGA CIKIN LITTAFIN

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Mashin ya karaso dani har kofar gidan su Jenifa. Na sauka na sallame sa da hamsin dinnan, na dawo fanko babu ko sisi sai wanka da bagu. Na karasa kofar gidan nasu tare da kwankwasawa. Na kwankwasa kamar sau biyar haka sai aka zo aka bude. Jenifa ce da kan ta, tana ganina tayi tsalle zata rungume ni. Na kauce don gudun mikewar bura. 

Na rike hannunta ina nuna mata gaban wandon tare da cewa, "problem will hafun wis my bura."

Jenifa ta kyalkyale da dariya tace, "so you never chop woman uptill now, jiya ba nace kaje kasha duri ba. Toh today zaka sha wahalan ka."

Ta rike hannuna muka karasa cikin gidan, duka yan gidan su na zaune a falo suna kallo tare da hira. Baban su da Maman suna zaune akan kujera daya ya rungume ta, yayin da ta kwanta akan kirjinsa. Ga kannen Jenifa nan yanmata guda biyu, su ma zaune a kujeru daban daban suna kallon TV tare da dariya tsakanin su. Muna shiga na duka tare kwasar gaisuwa wajen iyayen. 

Baban yace, "My aboki Nectar, how you dey?"

Nace, "I am pine."

Yace, "kazo mana yawon ko?"

Nace, "Yes nazo."

Yace, "to is good, Happy Christmas. You are welcome."

Nima nace, "Hafi kirismas Sir!"

Jenifa tace, "Mama ga friend nawa dana gaya maki Nectar Boy."

Maman Jenifa ta kalle ni a kasa na tsugunna tunda na kwashi gaisuwa ban mike ba. Tace, "Nectar ka zauna akan chair mana. Jennifa's friend ai dan gida ne ko."

Na koma kan kujera tare da cewa, "hafi kirismas madam."

Nan fa muka zauna ana gaisawa a cikin falon nasu. Kannen Jenifa ma ruguza ruguzan yanmata suka ce min, "Welcome!" Su ma nayi masu Happy Christmas. Da gani su zasu kai shekaru sha bakwai zuwa ashirin, domin sun balaga sosai. Yaya da kanwa ne amma kusan kansu guda, alamun sune ke bi ma Jenifa. 

Jenifa tace, "toh Nectar kaga family dinmu, ga Babana da Mamana, and ga sisters nawa Sarah and Janet. Na washe baki ina gyada kai tare da cewa, "Okay okay beri goot, ai yayi kyau gaskiya."

Maman Jenifa tace, "kije ki kawo mashi abinci mana." 

Jenifa ta fita domin ta kawo min abinci, yayin da na kura ma iyayen nata ido. Wato yanda Baban su ya rungume Mamar babu jin kunyar yara, ko ni baqo basu ji kunya naba, tana nan kishingide akan kirjinsa ya tallafo duwawunta da hannunsa, sun rungume juna suna hira kus-kus tare da kallon TV. 

A cikin raina nace, "Kun ji inda aka ma Hausawa wayau nan, wai mu kullum kunya miji bazai iya zama yayi hira da matar sa ba, balle ma azo zancen ya rungume ta su zauna yana nuna mata soyayya. Da anyi magana sai ace kunya ake ji, ko kuma wai an haihu tare. To ga masu manyan ya'ya nan wanda kowacce cikin ya'yan su ta isa haihuwa, amma gaban su suke soyayya babu wata damuwa. An koya ma yara su san yanda ake nuna kauna, yanda suma zasu ma mazajen su in sun yi aure."

Sai kuma na juya wajen kannen Jenifa, wato Sarah da Janet. Tabdijam! Wato sai yanzu na kula da balagar su. Wato Janet ma tafi Jenifa girman nono. Duk girma nonon Jenifa da nake gani, sai naga na Janet yafi nata buntsulo. A tsaye suke kikam sun turo riga, har tsinin kan nonon ina gani sosai. Ita kuwa Sarah kuwa akwai kyawun fuska, tana da matsakaitan nonuwanta daidai gwargwado, basu kai na Janet da Jenifa girma ba, amma su ma ba wai kanana bane. Dukkansu suna sanye da dan gajeren siket dinnan wato mini skirt. Lallausun cinyoyin su sun bayyana a fili gwanin sha'awa. Kaga cinyoyi malam lafta lafta gasu da kauri da kyawu. Kuma duk wanda yaci yaran nan dole ya more dadi gaskiya. Kallon su kawai yasa naji burata ta fara harbin wando. 

Can kuma na hango Jenifa tafe dauke da tire din abinci da nama. Tana tafiya tana rangwada. Budurwa sambaleliya da ita, bata yi karya ba jiya da tace min zata yi dressing me bada sha'awa. To ai kuwa tayi dressing yau. Tana sanye da doguwar riga mai kwanciya a jiki, rigar ta kwanta jikinta sosai. Ta matse ta gam, don ba nonuwanta kadai ba, hatta sawun cibiyar ta ina gani a jikin rigar saboda mannewa da tayi a jikinta. Rigar ta sauko zuwa kan cinyoyinta, bata gama rufe cinyoyin ba ta tsaya. Wai! Luwai dadi. Aradu luntsuma lutsuma ne cinyoyin nan, gasu da taushin bala'i. Ga duwaiwan nan nata wanda shine asalin abunda ya fara fizgo ni zuwa gare ta, duwawun ya matsu sosai. Gashi shirgege, tana da fadin duwawu sosai, bugu da kari rigar jikinta ta matse duwawun yanda kasan bayan katuwar kwarya. 

Ina cikin kallon ta wandona yana diga sosai, gaban wandona ya jike yanda mutum baya tsammani, sai kayi zaton fitsari nayi cikin wandon. Jenifa ta karaso inda nake ta sunkuya, nonuwanta suka kalle ni ta cikin rigar nan, na hango su manya gwanin dadi. Sai burata tayi wani tsalle ta bugi saman wandona, 'fap!' Jenifa dake kusa dani taji sautin bugun wandon nan da burar tayi. Don haka sai ta kalli wandona taga halin da nake ciki, sai ta kalle ni muka hada ido.

Cikin kasa da murya tace min, "I don tell you naa, zaka sha wahala yau. Kuma kar ka bari Papa yaga ni, zai kore ka."

Ai fa na ga ta kai na yau, sai na koma matse matse, ina tsoron kar Baban su Jenifa yaga bura tayi soro cikin wando yace zan lalata mashi yaransa. Ga su kuwa luntsuma luntsuma ko wace daga cikin su ta isa karbar bura...........

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