A GIRGIZA KWANKWASO 4

 Maryam ta juya ta kalli kwankwason Farida, ta ganshi makeke. Sai tace, "sunan bikin mu

"A GIRGIZA KWANKWASO".

RANAR YAU

Maryam taci ado sosai, tana sanye da riga da siket yan kanti masu bayyana surar ta. Duk wata baiwa ta kyau da take dashi ta bayyana. Haka ma Nusaiba taci ado sosai, sun hadu, da ka gansu kaga abunda ake nufi da yanmata adon gari. Suka jera tare har bakin titi, daga nan suka yi ma juna bye-bye. Maryam ta nufi wajen samo masu DJ, ita kuma Nusaiba ta tafi kasuwa domin yi masu siyayyar kayan party.

Maryam ta karaso har studio din DJ abokinta. DJ na zaune yana hada wani sabon kida mai taushi da dadin sauraro lokacin da Maryam ta shiga shagon. Ta tsaya tana sauraren sautin kidan tare da jijjiga kai cikin gamsuwa da dadin sautin.

"Kai DJ wannan sauti mai dadi haka", ta fada yayin da ta karasa inda yake.

DJ yace, "Ah! Hajiya Maryam ce kenan, manyan gari".

Maryam tace, "Haba DJ ai kune manya bamu ba. DJ wani taimako zaka min in zan samu".

DJ yace, "Menene kenan?"

Maryam tace, "wallahi wani party ne zamu yi gobe, kuma kai muke so ka bamu kida musha wajen".

DJ yace, "babu komai ai, amma dai kin san abubuwa sun tashi, chajin ku zai dan yi sama".

Maryam tace, "chaji kuma? Haba DJ. Yanzu sai na biya in zaka min kida a party na. Ni fa ganin muna mutunci na dauka zaka min kyauta ma ne, banda kudi gaskiya".

DJ yace, "tab! Kema ai kin san babu sabis din kyauta. Komai sai an biya ake samun shi".

Maryam tace, "Haba DJ, tsakanin ni da kai fa babu yar haka". Tana rufe baki sai ta dan rusuno kadan, nonuwanta suka dan zubo daga cikin riga kamar zasu fado. DJ ya kyalla ido ya hango nunannun nonuwa, ya gansu bula-bula, ya hadiye yawu yace, "kin san dai sai ka bada wani abu zaka samu wani abu dai".

Maryam tace, "in inada abun baka ai zan baka ne ka sani, ban dashi ne DJ ka taimaka min".

DJ yace, "kina dashi mana, ko dan shakatawa mu kayi anan ciki ai sai a maki kidan". Ya kara leka nonuwanta yana lashe baki.

Maryam ta gane abunda yake nufi yanzu, tayi shiru tana tunani. Ita dai bata sha'awar maza, hakan yasa ma ta zabi madigo. Kwata-kwata namiji bai cikin tsarin ta. Amma soyayyar da take ma Nusaiba yasa baza ta so taga Nusaiba cikin damuwa ba, kuma in har ba a samu DJ dinnan ba wajen party dinsu, Nusaiba baza taji dadi ba. Sannan kuma ga Farida amaryarsu. Baza ta so ta nuna gazawarta ba a nata bangaren, tana so ta burgesu. Kuma dai ma tunda babu wanda ya sani, ai gara ta bashi durin yaci kawai tunda ya nuna hakan yake so. In dai zai masu kidan to yazo yaci durin ba komai.

Sai tace, "to shikenan kayi min alkawari in na baka abunda kake so yanzu zaka bamu kida a partyn mu?"

DJ yace, "ai kin san bazan maki wasa ba. In dai na kwashi dadi yanzu, gobe ma kafin ki kira ni zaki ganni".

Maryam ta kada kai tace, "to gani gabanka ai".

DJ yace, "yauwa yar gari". Ya tashi da saurin shi ya rufe kofar shigowa studio din. Sannan ya dawo inda Maryam take zaune yana taba burarsa dake motsi cikin wando.

Yana karasowa gabanta sai ya mika mata hannunsa, ta mika masa nata suka hada hannuwa. Sai ya jawo ta jikinsa, ta tashi tsaye tare da kwantowa a kirjinsa. Ya sakalo hannunsa kan duwawunta ya matsa, wani irin taushi ya ratsa hannunsa.

Yace, "uhmm na dade ina marmarin taba duwaiwanki Maryam, na san yanda ya buntsulo dinnan, idan kina tafiya yana yin wani bakwal-bakwal. To dole yayi dadin matsawa".

Maryam tace, "kai dai tunda ka samu abunda kake so, kayi sauri ka gama in tafi. Kar ka cika ni da dadin baki".

DJ ya sumbace ta a goshi, kamshin mai da take shafawa ya doke shi a hanci ya shaki numfashi mai dadi. Sai ya fara sumbatar ta a fuska, ya bi dukkannin kumatun ta yana sumbata, yaji kamar fatar ta ma taso tafi leben sa taushi.

Maryam ta sakar masa jikinta ya dinga shafawa yana latsa fatarta. A sama kuma yana ta sumbatar ta a fuska. Sai da taji ya dora lebensa akan nata, ya fara kokarin tura harshensa cikin bakinta, sai ta dauke fuskarta. Tace, "um um banda baki da baki, bana so". Tayi hakan ne don gudun kar ya zamanto akwai wani dandano a bakinsa wanda zai makale mata, har ya kasance idan ta koma gida masoyiyarta ko kuma masoyanta su gane tayi wani abu a waje.

Daga nan DJ ya sungume ta, bai zame ko ina ba sai can cikin wani dan karamin daki a cikin studio din nashi. Ashe har wata yar karamar katifa yake da ita a cikin dakin. Da Maryam taga haka tace, "shege DJ, wato har katifa kake ajewa, da durin banza ya samu ku fado ciki". Bai samu bata amsa ba, don hankalin shi yayi nisa wajen kallon nonuwanta masu kama da an dora mata balo-balo akan kirji. 

Yana dorata kan katifar nan, ya cire mata riga, wanda bata yi musu ba ta bashi hadin kai. Yayi jifa da rigar gefe guda, sannan ya kama nonuwanta yana lagudawa cikin hannunsa tare da murza kan nonon. Duk da cewa bata cikin wata shalawa, kuma tana yi ne dan ta samu yayi mata kida ba don tana son abun da suke ba, sai da Maryam taji wani "zurrrr" na dadi lokacin daya murza mata kan nono, sannan matsawar da yake yi ma yana mata dadi a jiki. Tace, "uhmm", tare da kara dago kirjinta, ta tura masa nonon cikin hannu.

DJ yayi nisa wajen lagudar nononta, sai ya kawo bakinsa kan nonon zai fara tsotsa. Cikin jindadi, da shiga duniyar shalawa, Maryam tace, "a'a kar ka tsotsa, ka dai yi wasa ka murza, amma kar ka sa baki".

DJ ya gyada kai alamar na gane. Ya fara sumbatar ta a jiki da cibiya, yasa harshensa yana mata wasa da cibiyarta, yana sudewa. Maryam fa ta fara huci, tana runtse ido tare da fadin, "huuuh, ahh" a hankali.

Burar DJ ta cigaba da ziza cikin wando, ta kumburi da harbin iska. Da ya ga dai ya matsu, sai DJ ya tashi zaune, ya bude zif dinsa tare da zakulo sharbebiyar burarsa kamar balagaggen maciji yanda ya fasa kai.

Maryam taja numfashinta sama, tace, "wai wannan burar zaka ci ni da ita. Tafi karfina kayi hakuri in maka wasa da ita ko kuma......." Tana cikin magana sai taji ya turmusa mata yatsa cikin duri. Ashe gindinta jike yake jagab, tun lokacin da yake mata wasa da nono, hankalinta ya gama tashi. Durinta nata yoyo yana malalo ruwa. Tana jin yatsan nan ya nutse cikin durinta har can kusa da ma'adanar masarufin dadin gutsu, sai ta dago kugunta sama tace, "wash DJ, yi sauri ka ci durina".

DJ ya jawo kafafuwanta, ya gwale ta tare da daga siket dinta sama. Gindin ya bayyana a aske, kofar durin ta kumbura sai shekin ruwan duri take. DJ ya matso cikin cinyoyinta, ya goga burarsa a bakin ramin nata. Maryam ta lumshe ido saboda dadi, ta kara gwale masa durin nata. Cikin yunkuri daya da DJ yayi, babu alamar burki ko jinkiri, ya hankada burarsa gaba daya cikin durin Maryam, kaciyarsa ta nutse can cikin wani tafkin daya bada sautin "chakwal" lokacin da burar nan ta nutse a ciki.

Maryam tace, "wayyo Nusaibaaaa". Ta makale DJ da kafafunta, ta zaro idanuwa waje tare da hura hanci. Ta saba jin yatsa ko harshe a durinta, sau daya aka taba cinta da bura, wannan ne na biyu, kuma wancan burar bata kai rabin wannan girma ba. Burar DJ ko karuwa wadda ake ma lakabi da "a ci kullum" ya kama, sai taji shigar burar balle yar madigo me matsatsen duri.

Maryam tayi kasake, tana kokarin sabawa da burar dake kwance cikin gindinta. Ta cika ta dam, ko dan wajen walawa babu. Shi ma DJ da yake dan gari ne, ya san halin burar shi kuma, shi yasa idan yaji durin mace ya matse burarsa gam. Sai ya dan saurara har sai yaga ta rage jin zafi.

Kamar minti daya suka yi babu motsi. Sannan sai Maryam taji zafin ya fara sauki, tace, "cigaba DJ". DJ yace, "uhun". Ya karkace kuga ya fara zaro burar sa a hankali, sai da ta kusa fitowa gaba daya, sannan ya kara zungura ta cikin gindin. Wani dumi ke mamaye kan burar sa, ga bangon durin ya kama masa bura katakam. 

Haka ya cigaba da gwatso yana huci, yana zaro burar nan yana maida ta. Wata karar chakwal-chakwal na tashi idan ya zungura burar nan cikin gindin Maryam. Tun tana jin zafin gwatson, har zafin ya yaye, dadi ya fara rufowa. Maryam ta dinga yin sama da kugun ta suna hada mara da DJ, golayen DJ suna kwanciya akan duwaiwanta. Can ciki kuma burar na zungurar wannan maji dadin maginetin duri, wanda yake tukuf-tukuf kamar soso dinnan. Ga ruwa yana digowa kamar an fasa kwakwa.

"Wayoooo! Washhh! Wahhh! Ohhhh! DJ da karfi! Nace maka zungureni da karfi DJ", Maryam na kara fadin da karfi, yayin da DJ ke kara dagewa yana zungurar durinta da dukkanin karfin dake kwankwason sa. Can kuwa sai yaji kaciyarsa ta fara kaikayi, burar sa ta kumbura ta kara gwale gindin Maryam. Burar na kara gwale ramin durin nata, sai taji mararta ta daure, taji shokin tun daga cikin kwalwar ta har kan belin gindinta, sai kuma taji burar DJ na tsullo mata ruwa mai dumi cikin gato. Haba sai ihu, "wayyyyooo0000 Mamaaa", ga kuma ruwa na furzowa daga gindinta.....

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