MUTUM KO ALJAN?
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Kamal ya saki baki galala yana kallon wandona sannan ya maido idonsa kan idona, yayin da ni kuma na dora hannu biyu kan azzakarina ina kokarin kwantar dashi. Kamal ya sake kecewa da dariya tare da cewa, "wai daga na kira sunan gindi shine burar ka ta tashi tsaye haka Abdul". Na dukar da kai ina kokarin kwantar da kaciyana kar ta bani kunya, ni nasan dalilin da yasa Azzakarin ya tashi. Ba domin ya kira wannan kalmar mara dadin ji dinnan bane. Tun lokacin da nake jin ihun wannan dalibar a bandaki, lokacin da Kamal ke jima'i da ita, a lokacin hankalina ya tashi. Sannan bayan sun jera zasu tafi ya raka ta, na kura ma mazaunanta ido tare da kwankwasonta, dirin yarinyar ya kara tayar min da hankalina. Sai kuma Kamal yazo yana min zancen batsa, to duk sune suka bada gudummuwa wajen tashin azzakarina. Naga Kamal yana ta dariya, na zare masa ido nace, "zan bata maka rai fa, bana son wulakanci".
Maimakon ya amsa ni sai kawai ya cigaba da dariya tare da daga wayarsa, "hello Ummi kina ina?........ To kizo wajen tanki ki same mu, ga Abdul dan ustazu nan ya rude, wallahi burarsa a tsaye kamar an tada rodi".
Ina jin wannan wayar tasa sai hankalina ya dunguzuma, Ummi shedaniyace, har tsoron hada hanya da ita nake saboda muguwace. Kamal bai kyauta min ba daya kira Ummi a waya. Nan take nayi yunkurin in tashi in gudu, amma ina! Azzakarina bazai barni ba, har wani hawa yake yana kara tashi tsaye. Ina jinsa cikin hannuna yana zillo. To taya zan ratsa makaranta a haka, balle har in gudu dakina kafin Ummi tazo wajen. Dole na yanke hukunci in zauna azzakarina ya dan lafa, sai in ruga dakina kafin Ummi tazo wajen, domin idan ta riskeni a nan da azzakari a tsaye akwai matsala.
Na zauna ina bata rai yayin da Kamal keta min iskanci yana dariya. Yasan in Ummi tazo al'amari ya kwabe min kenan. Wato Ummi ba karamar shedaniya bace kamar Kamal haka take ita ma, shedan na buga masu ganga a kunne. Banda abokan da suka wuce su a duk fadin makarantar, jininmu ya hadu dasu, amma dole tasa na daina yawo dasu. Tafiyar mu bata zo daya ba kadan, shi dai Kamal neman mata ya masa yawa, domin tunda muke ban taba ganin yayi kwana biyu cur ba tare da yayi jima'i ba. Kullum cikin kawo mata daki yake. To ita kuma Ummi ban taba ganin taje dakin wani ba, amma ina zargin ana jima'i da ita a bayan fage, domin batsar Ummi ta baci, idan ta fara maganganun batsa, tana shafe shafe, al'amarin nata sai dua'i. Domin Ummi tasha in ganta tsakiyar samari uku zuwa hudu, tana fira dasu tana masu maganganun batsa na fitar hankali, baza tayi shiru ba har sai kowanen su ya zubar da manniyi cikin wando. A haka zata masu fashin kudi tasa su kawo ba tare da sun sadu da ita ba. Ummi akwai wayau, zata iya rikita namiji da bakinta kadai, har sai ya zubar da manniyi ba tare da ya ankare ba.
Tunda Ummi ta kula ba ruwana da mata, sai ta kwallafa rai akan lallai sai ta canza min tunani. Haka take saka ni gaba ta dinga min surutun batsa. Idan taga abun bai yi ba sai ta dinga kawo ma azzakarina cafka ina kaucewa. Wasu lokutan har wasu littatafai take zuwa dasu na batsa, wai wani marubuci Nectar Boy. Ta dinga karanta labarun nan inaji, duk dan ta sa in fara ra'ayin neman mata. Hakan yasa har tsoron haduwa nake da Ummi, domin duk in muka hadu tana kokarin taga ta tayar min da hankali, kuma tana yin nasarar hakan, idan naji tana neman tasa in zubar da manniyi ne sai in bar wajen da take a guje.
Akwai wata rana da Ummi tazo dakinmu, lokacin muna daki daya da Kamal kafin in bar masa dakin. Ummi tace sunyi baqi a dakinsu, don haka bata samu wajen kwana ba, kuma mu kadai ne abokanta duk garin nan. Har ga zuciyata banso hakan ba, amma kuma gaskiya ne, mune kadai zamu iya bata wajen kwana in da gaske ta tasa wajen kwanan. Gadona daban na Kamal daban, kamar yanda aka saba kuma, Kamal ya kawo wata yat makarantarmu dakin, wata yar salihar yarinya, har mamaki ta bani da na ganta dakinmu, wai Kamal ya kawo ta zasu kwana tare, zai cita cikin dakinmu. Hmm, hakan yasa Ummi tace lallai kan gadona zata kwanta. Ni kuma nace to zan sauka kasa in kwanta in bar mata gadon, anan muka yi dirama sosai. Ummi ta dage dole sai mun kwanta kan gadon tare. Kamal ma ya sako baki, wai har da wannan yar salihar yarinyar da Kamal zai lalata cikin daren ke saka baki. Wai in nayi ma Ummi haka ban kyauta mata ba, ai mutuncin dake tsakanin mu yafi karfin hakan. Anan suka gama surutunsu nace, to zan bar dakin ma kwata kwata in dai sai mun kwana da Ummi a gado daya. Dole suka hakura, Ummi na cewa wai kyamarta nake, ni kuwa nasan tsoron Ummi nake. Ina tsoron lalatar da Ummi zata min in muka kwana gado daya. Tana iya yi min fyade ma.
Haka na shimfida bargo a kasa na kwanta. Amma sam bacci yaki yiwuwa, sautin Kamal da bakuwarsa suna saduwa ma bazai bari inyi bacci ba. Kamal ya taushe yarinya sai nishi take tana kiran 'wayyo'. Bugu da kari, tayils din dakin ya dauki sanyi, na rasa ta inda zan juya in samu sauki. Sanyi ne ke ratsa jikina tako ina, dole tasa na tashi zaune nayi tagumi cikin dare.
Can sai naji muryar Ummi cikin rada tace, "Abdul baka yi bacci bane".
Nima cikin kasan murya nace, "wallahi sanyi yayi yawa a kasan nan".
Ummi tace, "dawo kan gado ka kwanta mana".
Wannan karon ko musu banyi ba, naga da ina illata kaina, gara in kwanta a gadon. Ashe ita ma Ummi sanyi ya hanata bacci, tunda lokacin sanyi ne, kuma bargon daya ne tak, na dauke shi nayi shimfida a kasa. Don haka Ummi tana kwance akan gado sai makurewa take tana rawar sanyi ba abun lullubi.
Na kakkabe bargon na hau gado. Anan kuma za ayi sabuwar rigima, Ummi na son lullubewa nima inaso. Dole na hakura muka lullube tare, na juya na fuskanci bango tare da bata baya.
Bacci ya fara daukana sama-sama, ina jin nishinsu Kamal da bakuwarsa suna ta saduwa. Har wani kara nake ji, "pat, pat, pat". Ko karar menene kuma?
Oho dai, kila soyayya ce ta masu dadi suke tafi.
Ina nan sai naji Ummi ta rungumeni ta baya, na zabura zan ture ta amma ta kankameni. Tace, "kar ka tada hayaniya cikin daren nan, kaga akwai masu bacci da masu morewa, kar mu bata masu jindadinsu. Dan duk abunda zakayi bazan sake ka ba. Sanyi nake ji, kuma wallahi dumi nake so inji".
Nayi lamo jikina na rawa, bazan so in bata ma masu bacci baccinsu ba, amma da dole sai ta sake ni. Sannan kuma maganar dumi fa gaskiya nima na dan ji dumi data rungume ni, sanyin ya dame ni nima. Sai na hakura kawai na kyaleta.
Hakan ya wuce, kuma sai na dinga jin Ummi tana shafa min jikina, tana shafa min kirjina da hannunta. A takaice dai Ummi sai da tayar min da sha'awa na sosai, ta dinga kama min nonon tana murzawa. Tayi kokarin in juyo mu fuskanci juna amma sam naki amincewa, data gaji kawai sai naji hannunta cikin wandona. Kafin inyi wani motsi har ta cafke kan azzarina da hannunta. Naji zufa ta karyo min, a zuciyata nace, "wallahi ki gama duk abunda zaki yi, ni bazan taba saduwa da mace ba sai nayi aure".
Kamar Ummi taji abunda nace, sai tace, "ko katako ne kai yau sai naga ruwan burarka Abdul".
A zuciya na kara cewa, "mu zuba to, wallahi bazan sadu dake ba".
Nayi iya kokarina amma Ummi taki sakin azzakarina. Sai naji tana girgiza min shi, tana wani mulmula kaciyana da tafin hannunta. Jikina ya fara rawa, naji hankalina ya gama tashi. Azzakarina ya dinga zillo yana harbawa a hannunta. Ummi ta fara wani irin nishi, tana cewa, "ishhhh, ashhhhh, uhmmmm, ahhhhh Abdul zaka ci duri, Abdul juyo kaci gindi, Wayyoooo kana da dadi, uhhhh Abdul gindin Ummi ya jike zoka sosa mata da burar ka". Can naji ta tallafo golayena tare da murza kaciyana, hakan ya.......
NECTAR BOY.
Domin karanta wannan littafin sai a hanzarta Okadabooks.
Ga mai neman karin bayanin hawa okadabooks kuma sai ya samu Nectar Boy a whatsapp @ 08169067723
http://okadabooks.com/book/about/mutum_ko_aljan___adult_only_18/12743
MUTUM KO ALJAN?
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Kamal ya saki baki galala yana kallon wandona sannan ya maido idonsa kan idona, yayin da ni kuma na dora hannu biyu kan azzakarina ina kokarin kwantar dashi. Kamal ya sake kecewa da dariya tare da cewa, "wai daga na kira sunan gindi shine burar ka ta tashi tsaye haka Abdul". Na dukar da kai ina kokarin kwantar da kaciyana kar ta bani kunya, ni nasan dalilin da yasa Azzakarin ya tashi. Ba domin ya kira wannan kalmar mara dadin ji dinnan bane. Tun lokacin da nake jin ihun wannan dalibar a bandaki, lokacin da Kamal ke jima'i da ita, a lokacin hankalina ya tashi. Sannan bayan sun jera zasu tafi ya raka ta, na kura ma mazaunanta ido tare da kwankwasonta, dirin yarinyar ya kara tayar min da hankalina. Sai kuma Kamal yazo yana min zancen batsa, to duk sune suka bada gudummuwa wajen tashin azzakarina. Naga Kamal yana ta dariya, na zare masa ido nace, "zan bata maka rai fa, bana son wulakanci".
Maimakon ya amsa ni sai kawai ya cigaba da dariya tare da daga wayarsa, "hello Ummi kina ina?........ To kizo wajen tanki ki same mu, ga Abdul dan ustazu nan ya rude, wallahi burarsa a tsaye kamar an tada rodi".
Ina jin wannan wayar tasa sai hankalina ya dunguzuma, Ummi shedaniyace, har tsoron hada hanya da ita nake saboda muguwace. Kamal bai kyauta min ba daya kira Ummi a waya. Nan take nayi yunkurin in tashi in gudu, amma ina! Azzakarina bazai barni ba, har wani hawa yake yana kara tashi tsaye. Ina jinsa cikin hannuna yana zillo. To taya zan ratsa makaranta a haka, balle har in gudu dakina kafin Ummi tazo wajen. Dole na yanke hukunci in zauna azzakarina ya dan lafa, sai in ruga dakina kafin Ummi tazo wajen, domin idan ta riskeni a nan da azzakari a tsaye akwai matsala.
Na zauna ina bata rai yayin da Kamal keta min iskanci yana dariya. Yasan in Ummi tazo al'amari ya kwabe min kenan. Wato Ummi ba karamar shedaniya bace kamar Kamal haka take ita ma, shedan na buga masu ganga a kunne. Banda abokan da suka wuce su a duk fadin makarantar, jininmu ya hadu dasu, amma dole tasa na daina yawo dasu. Tafiyar mu bata zo daya ba kadan, shi dai Kamal neman mata ya masa yawa, domin tunda muke ban taba ganin yayi kwana biyu cur ba tare da yayi jima'i ba. Kullum cikin kawo mata daki yake. To ita kuma Ummi ban taba ganin taje dakin wani ba, amma ina zargin ana jima'i da ita a bayan fage, domin batsar Ummi ta baci, idan ta fara maganganun batsa, tana shafe shafe, al'amarin nata sai dua'i. Domin Ummi tasha in ganta tsakiyar samari uku zuwa hudu, tana fira dasu tana masu maganganun batsa na fitar hankali, baza tayi shiru ba har sai kowanen su ya zubar da manniyi cikin wando. A haka zata masu fashin kudi tasa su kawo ba tare da sun sadu da ita ba. Ummi akwai wayau, zata iya rikita namiji da bakinta kadai, har sai ya zubar da manniyi ba tare da ya ankare ba.
Tunda Ummi ta kula ba ruwana da mata, sai ta kwallafa rai akan lallai sai ta canza min tunani. Haka take saka ni gaba ta dinga min surutun batsa. Idan taga abun bai yi ba sai ta dinga kawo ma azzakarina cafka ina kaucewa. Wasu lokutan har wasu littatafai take zuwa dasu na batsa, wai wani marubuci Nectar Boy. Ta dinga karanta labarun nan inaji, duk dan ta sa in fara ra'ayin neman mata. Hakan yasa har tsoron haduwa nake da Ummi, domin duk in muka hadu tana kokarin taga ta tayar min da hankali, kuma tana yin nasarar hakan, idan naji tana neman tasa in zubar da manniyi ne sai in bar wajen da take a guje.
Akwai wata rana da Ummi tazo dakinmu, lokacin muna daki daya da Kamal kafin in bar masa dakin. Ummi tace sunyi baqi a dakinsu, don haka bata samu wajen kwana ba, kuma mu kadai ne abokanta duk garin nan. Har ga zuciyata banso hakan ba, amma kuma gaskiya ne, mune kadai zamu iya bata wajen kwana in da gaske ta tasa wajen kwanan. Gadona daban na Kamal daban, kamar yanda aka saba kuma, Kamal ya kawo wata yat makarantarmu dakin, wata yar salihar yarinya, har mamaki ta bani da na ganta dakinmu, wai Kamal ya kawo ta zasu kwana tare, zai cita cikin dakinmu. Hmm, hakan yasa Ummi tace lallai kan gadona zata kwanta. Ni kuma nace to zan sauka kasa in kwanta in bar mata gadon, anan muka yi dirama sosai. Ummi ta dage dole sai mun kwanta kan gadon tare. Kamal ma ya sako baki, wai har da wannan yar salihar yarinyar da Kamal zai lalata cikin daren ke saka baki. Wai in nayi ma Ummi haka ban kyauta mata ba, ai mutuncin dake tsakanin mu yafi karfin hakan. Anan suka gama surutunsu nace, to zan bar dakin ma kwata kwata in dai sai mun kwana da Ummi a gado daya. Dole suka hakura, Ummi na cewa wai kyamarta nake, ni kuwa nasan tsoron Ummi nake. Ina tsoron lalatar da Ummi zata min in muka kwana gado daya. Tana iya yi min fyade ma.
Haka na shimfida bargo a kasa na kwanta. Amma sam bacci yaki yiwuwa, sautin Kamal da bakuwarsa suna saduwa ma bazai bari inyi bacci ba. Kamal ya taushe yarinya sai nishi take tana kiran 'wayyo'. Bugu da kari, tayils din dakin ya dauki sanyi, na rasa ta inda zan juya in samu sauki. Sanyi ne ke ratsa jikina tako ina, dole tasa na tashi zaune nayi tagumi cikin dare.
Can sai naji muryar Ummi cikin rada tace, "Abdul baka yi bacci bane".
Nima cikin kasan murya nace, "wallahi sanyi yayi yawa a kasan nan".
Ummi tace, "dawo kan gado ka kwanta mana".
Wannan karon ko musu banyi ba, naga da ina illata kaina, gara in kwanta a gadon. Ashe ita ma Ummi sanyi ya hanata bacci, tunda lokacin sanyi ne, kuma bargon daya ne tak, na dauke shi nayi shimfida a kasa. Don haka Ummi tana kwance akan gado sai makurewa take tana rawar sanyi ba abun lullubi.
Na kakkabe bargon na hau gado. Anan kuma za ayi sabuwar rigima, Ummi na son lullubewa nima inaso. Dole na hakura muka lullube tare, na juya na fuskanci bango tare da bata baya.
Bacci ya fara daukana sama-sama, ina jin nishinsu Kamal da bakuwarsa suna ta saduwa. Har wani kara nake ji, "pat, pat, pat". Ko karar menene kuma?
Oho dai, kila soyayya ce ta masu dadi suke tafi.
Ina nan sai naji Ummi ta rungumeni ta baya, na zabura zan ture ta amma ta kankameni. Tace, "kar ka tada hayaniya cikin daren nan, kaga akwai masu bacci da masu morewa, kar mu bata masu jindadinsu. Dan duk abunda zakayi bazan sake ka ba. Sanyi nake ji, kuma wallahi dumi nake so inji".
Nayi lamo jikina na rawa, bazan so in bata ma masu bacci baccinsu ba, amma da dole sai ta sake ni. Sannan kuma maganar dumi fa gaskiya nima na dan ji dumi data rungume ni, sanyin ya dame ni nima. Sai na hakura kawai na kyaleta.
Hakan ya wuce, kuma sai na dinga jin Ummi tana shafa min jikina, tana shafa min kirjina da hannunta. A takaice dai Ummi sai da tayar min da sha'awa na sosai, ta dinga kama min nonon tana murzawa. Tayi kokarin in juyo mu fuskanci juna amma sam naki amincewa, data gaji kawai sai naji hannunta cikin wandona. Kafin inyi wani motsi har ta cafke kan azzarina da hannunta. Naji zufa ta karyo min, a zuciyata nace, "wallahi ki gama duk abunda zaki yi, ni bazan taba saduwa da mace ba sai nayi aure".
Kamar Ummi taji abunda nace, sai tace, "ko katako ne kai yau sai naga ruwan burarka Abdul".
A zuciya na kara cewa, "mu zuba to, wallahi bazan sadu dake ba".
Nayi iya kokarina amma Ummi taki sakin azzakarina. Sai naji tana girgiza min shi, tana wani mulmula kaciyana da tafin hannunta. Jikina ya fara rawa, naji hankalina ya gama tashi. Azzakarina ya dinga zillo yana harbawa a hannunta. Ummi ta fara wani irin nishi, tana cewa, "ishhhh, ashhhhh, uhmmmm, ahhhhh Abdul zaka ci duri, Abdul juyo kaci gindi, Wayyoooo kana da dadi, uhhhh Abdul gindin Ummi ya jike zoka sosa mata da burar ka". Can naji ta tallafo golayena tare da murza kaciyana, hakan ya.......
NECTAR BOY.
Domin karanta wannan littafin sai a hanzarta Okadabooks.
Ga mai neman karin bayanin hawa okadabooks kuma sai ya samu Nectar Boy a whatsapp @ 08169067723
http://okadabooks.com/book/about/mutum_ko_aljan___adult_only_18/12743
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